Senran Kagura Peach Ball

So...this is going to take some explaining.

I was on the clock at the local arcade, putting in the hours to keep the lights on in our hideout. (We’re renegade shinobi in hiding, but that’s neither here nor there.) There I was, bouncing back and forth between supervising a fighting game tournament and brewing up my latest concoction in the back (I enjoy experimental chemistry; can’t a girl have a hobby?) when...something went wrong.

A certain SOMEONE got a whiff of my work-in-progress, which happened to transform her, mentally at least, into an animal. (Well, at least now I know what it does!) Oh, AND it turns out the effect is contagious, as no less than five of my shinobi associates are now running wild all over the establishment.

Fortunately, I have an antidote. Of sorts. This mystical Peach Ball should be able to bring the guinea pigsunfortunate victims RESEARCH ASSISTANTS back to their senses. How to get them into a position where we can use the Peach Ball to turn them back? Why, it’s a simple matter of bringing each of them, one by one, right onto this pinball table over here.

Look, I have to play pinball againstninja girls to make them stop thinking they’re animals. Now, that being said...how could I convince you to help me?